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That sometimes soothing sometimes intensely irritating fat sound from the feathered f**k on the fenc

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That sometimes soothing sometimes intensely irritating fat sound from the feathered f**k on the fenc

Pigeon’s town hall,
Formulate plans to make us fall,
Pigeon’s town hall,
Feathered soldiers take up the call,
Pecking, bobbing, flapping wings,
Pigeon talking sinister things
When the Pigeon’s town hall
All meet as one,
The evil spreads,
The war has begun.

Pigeon town hall,
Recruiting the troops,
Pigeon town hall,
Raiding the coops
All the creatures, great and small
Join with the pigeons in their blood-maul
When the pigeon’s town hall
Initiate death,
The sky turns black,
Earth holds her breath

Carnage, rabies
Screaming babies
The pigeons lead the assault,
Squirrels, dogs,
Bats and hedgehogs
Blindly follow the cult

Losses are heavy
For either side,
Young beak split,
Tender youth hide
People ask why the pigeons attack,
Pigeons don’t know, just follow the pack.
The conflict drags on and meaning is lost,
Both Pigeon and Human, a line they’ve now crossed.

Years later the fallout
Consumed many-a-soul,
And the Pigeon’s conquest had taken its toll
“Flying rat no more!” they cried,
As the dregs of resistance slowly died

And so the Rushmere pigeons
Celebrated their win,
Over the blue box of unmoving tin.
Soiled and stained, it lay gathering turd,
As Pigeon town hall flew, spreading the word;
“The monster is covered in sh**e again!”
And so ends the story of pigeon vs. men.

Comments:

1 Leah | on 25 April 2010

Evil pigeons, i knew they were out to get us. Really good use of rhyme and great imagery.

2 emmanuel | on 25 April 2010

Yeah they’re horrible. Great poem very thought provoking.

3 shazy | on 25 April 2010

Its true! They are plotting against us!

Very funny to read^^

4 Relight | on 25 April 2010

Agreed, very funny but with some interesting and dark undertones to your imagery.

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