Mr Porky

I cannot stress
or better express
Theres nothing quite matching
the classic pork scratching
Its invention, divine
The taste of pork rind
The inventor is a legend and deserves a mention

And the pork that is salted and the barley that is malted
Is a classic combination that should be exalted

And with that i’d just like to say that i adore
The taste of salted, deep fried vein clogging pork.