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Howard | IP1

Howard

Howard

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Editor and Manager of IP1.

Away from IP1, which isn’t very often, I like to write music and short stories.

Age: 46

Gender: Male

Location: Ipswich

Website: www.ip1zine.com

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Join Date: 15/10/2007

Last Login: 04/06/2022

Comments: 385

Profile Views: 11206

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The Money Shot
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The Money Shot
ballerina
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ballerina
bedroom genius
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bedroom genius
we went out
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we went out
loop
Listen To Music
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I can see him, I just need to be him Take strength from his good Take a risk like he would Keep smiling Don’t refrain You are you in all your glory Every step and word of your story Takes you closer to who you are. When goodness…
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The…
Fat Jim lives at number 22, Britannia Road. All he’s ever wanted is to shoot his load. He has an obsession with toys, And an obsession with little boys. And once upon a time I visited his bachelor abode. I remember he had a labyrinth of…
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Fat Jim
Trudging endlessly with a methylated-vodka induced hangover, I am sweating cobs. It’s an hour since our group relinquished Bukit Lawang’s chilled pace for this; our jungle-trek, and it’s hard work. We wanna see orangutans and other…
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Jungle…
Bow tie, trilby hat, rain mac, New-fangled radio plugged in ear. Sane man’s data he lacks, Thus he chats, and chats, to you who regard him queer. Burbles to the town the DJ’s news – A funfair attraction for all the family to see. Yet who…
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The Tramp
”        ” she said. How do I know what the silly woman meant? The sun meant nothing to me as a kid. Then the pineapple cubes which were in the white paper bag were used to confuse us. “It’s not A-B-C, it’s 1-2-3.” The T.V is…
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Niggy + Poppy
I am drinking a glass of Carlsberg in El Fino bar, Marrakech. The interior of the bar reflects the rich, red-brown nature of the land outside. Outside it is hot, hotter than you may be able to imagine. I glimpse Eathon, my traveling-partner,…
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Moroccan…

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