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Dear Sirs,           As the respective Chief Executive Officer of UCS and Head of the relevant school of learning, I would like to express my concern at today’s (12/08/11) article in the local media on the subject of Mr. Ben Redman’s…
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Letter to…
Everywhere I seem to look My eyes behold recess. Is it the shadow in the spine of a book? Or a nice wind-swept secluded nook? Or scars of history on the side of a rook? Nope, it’s another arse crack. The worst bit of someone’s…
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Builders?…
Staring at a spot, you feel like an oil swill, or perhaps a catarac is pervading your vision following your eyes. Staring at the underside of the windowsill, you debate why it’s not painted. Thoughts drift while the mouth agrees. Face…
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We’ve got…
Taken away, enticed on a note and enskied by the forehead, indifferent to malign or benign, content to drink the whine. Ears sodomised by an audible iridescence, a selected tradition crystalised in essence, fossilised into something…
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Melody
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Meritocracy
Swanfest 2010 The now infamous Swanfest is a necessary milestone for any local or indeed internationally-acclaimed (Dutch) band with a keen eye for personal advancement, and 2010 was no exception. Swanfest took place from Friday 2nd – 4th…
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Swanfest…
Retail is God’s arse sweat dripping on to Earth. It plummets and lands heavily, oozing itself into a pile. It then stagnates and spreads into everything good around it. People treat it as a convenience. People become blind to it. People…
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Kevin and…
Grid-locked in A market of wood and rubble. Lives depressed into a temporary state. It’s got so very late and No one seems to take the trouble To help those they made media out of. A virus of blue. Buildings turned archaic, Feel wheezy,…
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Shelter…
If the world’s mirrors were smashed, glass grated back to dust, polish abolished, and water made bloody, would we still long to see ourselves? Would we be content with an impending doubt and self-conscious insecurity resurfacing…
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Reflections
A Komodo Dragon and a Polar bear Sat down for a cup of tea. They decided to meet and formed a pair In the heel of Italy. One was too hot, The other too cold. One drank a lot, The other wore gold. One Goridan Knot, The other:…
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Macro-Risk
No Guts. No Glory. No worries, no responsibilities. Airbourne are back. The pack, led by alpha rocker Joel O Keefe have kicked the door off 2010 and flung themselves in, drinking, sweating and riffing their way to higher levels of…
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Airbourne…
Time passed has left A mute silence and Ubiquitous gap bereft Of meaning or passion. Bland, Unfulfilled, waiting like the alligator For the opportune moment. Once corollary, love meets gentrificator, Becomes likeable to the concept of…
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Shameful Thought
Fascination with the small pain, Self inflicted, not out of hate, Flows from the deceased, a stain Red and pungent, The smell always comes late, Natural velcro developed to the mouth song Of a Plant of beauty. A curiosity stems from…
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Interior design.
Pigeon’s town hall, Formulate plans to make us fall, Pigeon’s town hall, Feathered soldiers take up the call, Pecking, bobbing, flapping wings, Pigeon talking sinister things When the Pigeon’s town hall All meet as one, The evil spreads, The…
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That…
I see you and you see me, Focus on each other And not the TV. A loving shared and A loving learned As Time is gagged, it’s Cries unheard. I can just tell That she’s cheating on me, And I can just say She most certainly deserves to, Pick…
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